Tuesday, 22 April 2014

Celebrity Jokes for Whatsapp 163

Meharban Kadardan Dekhiye Mere SMS Ka Kamal Ghanti Bajegi Bandarya aayege Mobile Uthayege SMS Padhega Aur Muskurayege Ab Forward Kar Ke Hoshiyari Dikhayege.



Congratulations SMS na karne par Aapko MBA ki Degri di jati hai, MBA bole to MEMBAR OF BHIKARI ASSOCIATION Hasso mat.



Maa- Nalayak, Kaha Thi Itni Raat Tak?? Beti- Boyfrnd ke Saath..! Maa-Kar Aayi Na Muh Kala?? Beti-To Kya Hua Maa ? Fair & Lovely Hai Na…!!



Ek old person ne ek young girl ko dhakka mara Old man-sorry Girl-nonsens dikhta nahi keya Tabhi ek ladke ne girl ko dhakka diya Boy-sorry Girl-it’s ok Tabhi buddha bola Oldman -miss kya meri sorry ki speling galat thi.



Dog ne cat ko kiya prpose. Aur diya red rose. Dono ho gye shadi ko taiyar. Pr ghr walo ko tha inkar. Bole ye shadi nhi hone wali Q ki ladki nhi chalegi muchho wali…



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