Dad-me tujhe itna marta hu tujhe gussa nahi ata son-ata h to me toilets saaf kr deta hu Dad-is s gussa thanda kaise ho jata he Son-apke toothbrush se krta hu.?
jabardast Joke.. Bnta to Snta..;)) Bnta:”Yaar Snta Maan lo ap bus me safar kr rhe ho..Apke pet me jabardast gas ban gyi h.. Itteffak se gana jor se baj rha h.. . Aur mauke ka fayda uthate hue aapne v bade smartly trick se gane ki dhun me dhun milate hue releas kr di.. . Aur kisi ko pta v nhi chla..:p jab aap utarne lage to aapne dekha sab aapko ghoor rhe h Aur achaanak aapko yaad aaya ki.. . . . . . . . Gana to aapne Headphone par Chalaya tha…:p:D :O
Saas Ki Demand . . . . . Ladki Khobsorat ho Ameer ho, Padhi Likhi ho, Kam Umar Ho Ghar K Kaam Kaaj Mein Maahir Ho . . . . . Ladki Ki Demand (SIMPLE) . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Saas Na Ho.. :p
Kahun Ke Kia Ho Tum….?” Mere liye meri Duniya ho Tum,Cho k jo Guzre wo Hawa ho Tum,Maine jo Mangi wo Dua ho Tum,Kya maine Mehsos wo Ehsas ho Tum,Meri Nazar ki Talash ho Tum,Meri Zindagi ka Qarar ho Tum,Maine jo Chaha wo Pyar ho Tum,Mere Intizar ki Rahat ho Tum,Mere Dil ki Chahat ho Tum,Tum ho tu Duniya hai Meri,Kaise Kahun ke Sirf Pyar Nahin,Meri JAAN ho Tum.
MUNNA BHAI: ABEY CIRCUT YE BARISH K WAKT BIJLI KYUN CHAMAKTI HAI? CIRCUT: bahi bolay to upper wala torch maar kar dekhta hoga kahin sookha to nahi reh gaya
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