Today I was in an auto when the auto driver said: “I love this job. I am my own boss, nobody tells me what to do.” Then I replied, “Chu***e , Aage se left le!”
Girlfrend Romantic mood me- aaj ghar mai koi nhi hai, aajao.. . . . . . . . . . . Boy- tu mere ghar aaja pagli, mere ghar sab log hai Tera mann laga rahega :p Moral- har ladka kamina nahi hotakoi sharif b hota hai
Techer-1869 Me Kya Hua ?? Chunnu-Gandhi Ji Ka Janm Techer-Gud! Baith Jao . … . . Techer(Pappu Se)-Btao 1872 Me Kya Hua . . . . Pappu-Gandhi Ji 3 Saal K Ho Gaye..:p
Usne kahaa- mohabbat ki sazaa do mujhe…! . . . . . . Maine ja k uske papa ko bta diya . . . kasam se khoob piti
Santa : Mujhe Mobile Me Mp3 Songs Dalwane Hai. Mobile Shop Wala : Memory Card Hai Kya? Santa : Sochne Ke Baad . . . . . Nahi Memory Card Nahi Hai, RASHAN CARD Chalega? By – Yogi
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