Celebrity Jokes for Whatsapp 122

Pujari Apni Patni Ka Monthly Checkup Karvane Doctor Ke Paas Gaya, Checkup Hone Ke Baad Doctor Bola, Doctor: Pujariji Aapki Biwi Maa Banne Wali Hai? Pujariji Gehri Soch Mein Pad Gaya. Doctor Pujariji Ko Hilate Hue: Kya Hua? Pujari Sochte Hue Bola: Soch Raha Hoon, Ye Gupt Daan Kon Kar Gaya Rajvirsinh Mori



1 night a boy helped a unknown aunty to reach her home. Aunty:beta, raat bahut ho gayi hai yahi so jao , bittu keroom me. Boy:nahi aunty, mai yahi hallme so jaunga. Next morning a beautiful girl come with a cup of coffee. Boy:aap kaun? Girl:mai bittu. aur aap? Boy:Mai gadha, kutta, ullu ka pattha. Gudmrng frnz…, djsumit



GIRLS Ki Shopping : . . : : : Inhe Kharidna Kuch Nahi Hota Bas Ye Dekho, Wo Dekho, Oh Ye Kya Hai??, Waow Wo Kya Hai??, Ye Kitne Ka Hai??, Wo Kitne Ka Hai?? 5 Ghante Sirf Ghoom KarApna Dupatta Peeko Karwa Kar Aur Gol-Gappe Kha Kar Chali Aati Hain, Aur Facebook Per Status Daalti Hain, “Shopping At Mall, Enjoying A Lot” djsumit



Pehli Baat Toh Yeh, Jo Tu Tik-Tok Tik-Tok ChaltiHai, Maana Yeh Saari Teri High Heels Ki Galti Hai, Rook Toh Jaa Tu Hang-On, Ye To Bata Tu Hai Kaun, Kahaan Se Aayi Hai Kahaan Ko Jaayegi Paagal Ladki Mujhe Marwayegi, Bas Kar Yeh Jalwe Na Dikha, Ye Sab Main Bahut Dekh Chuka, Tujh Jaisi Toh Patt Jati Hai Phir Durghatna Ghat Jaati Hai, Main Hoon Shikari Kudiye Khali Mera Waar Nee Jaata. Djsumit



Shadi se pehle-Shadi ke baad-4 pehle-Aao Pyar Kare baad-Aur Bhi Kuch Kaam Kare? pehle-Chandramukhi baad-Jwaalamukhi Shadi se pehle-Shadi ke baad-3 pehle-hum apke dil me rehte hai baad-hum apke ghar me rehte hai pehle-taj mahal baad-Purani Haweli Shadi se pehle-Shadi ke baad-2 pehle-Maine Pyar Kiya baad-Maine Pyaar Kyun Kiya? pehle-soldier baad-Gulaam Shadi se pehle-Shadi ke baad-1 pehle-Dilwale Dulhaniya Le Jayenge baad -Baki Log Sukhi Ho Jayenge pehle-Badshah baad-Yes Boss



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