Principal asked me: Why r u late? all ur classmates came to d class on tym I rplied: “Jhund me to kutte aate he. Lekin SHER hamesha akela aata hai”. :p
:-))
Baccha-mummy roz raa t ko batroom ka darwaza kholta hu to lite apneaap on ho jata hai. mummy-kaminey aaj fir tune freez me susu kar diya “G E ~~~~~~*~~~~~~*~~~~~~~~~
Papu aur uski family jungle me rehti thi! ek din papu ko ek shish(mirror) mila toh vo usme dekha to usko laga ki ye mere pitaji hai! Voh ussi se bat krta tha! ek din papu ki biwi ne dehk liya toh use lagah ki vo kisi aur aurat se bat krta hai! phir papu ki biwi ne shishe me dehka aur boli saali chudail hai! phir usne apne saas ko shisha dikhaya toh vo boli ki buddhi hai bahu jaldi marjaigi!
JUNG main SANTA ne bulet proof jacket ki jagah machrdani pehani. BANTA-aisa kyu? SANTA-jisme machar nahi ghus sakta usme goli kaise gusegi
Teri dosti me ek nasha hai, Tabhi to yeh saari duniya hamse khafa hai, Na kro hamse itni dosti, Ki dil hi hamse puchhe teri dhadkan kahan hai
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