Santa To His Gf On Msg. Santa:”I Love U Jan”. Gf Reply “Love U To” Santa Shocked N Ask. “Ek Tho Main Hu Dushra Koun”
Aapko pata hai kurkure khane se kya hota hai? Soncho Soncho . . . . Vry simple kurkure khatam ho jata hi …..
Akbar:Mujse Vada kar Teri Biwi Ki Paheli Kiss Mujhe Lene Denga, Birbal:Vada Hujoor! Par Meri Bhi 1Shart He, Akbar:Bol? Birbal:Shadi Apki Bahan Se Karoonga.
Mouse To Elephant “2 Din K Liye Teri pant Dena Elephant “HA.HA.HA..! Pehnega Kya?” Mouse : “Nahi. Beti Ki Shadi Hai, Mandap Lagvana Hai..
1 Girl park me bench pe baithi thi.. Bikhri bola – Darling I Love You.. Girl – IDIOT, Mai waisi ladki nahi hoon.. Bikhari – Fir tum mere BED par kya kar rahi ho.
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