Sunday, 20 April 2014

Celebrity Jokes for Whatsapp 111

ALIGARH STYKE BOY-I LOVE YOU GIRL-ESO THAPPAD PADEGO KI SIDHO AGRA JA KE GIREGO. BOY-NEK HAULE MARIYA MOYE TUNDLA PE KACHU KAAM HE…



DIL mere to diwana hai pagal hai maine mana hai. pal pal aahen bharta hai, kehne se darta hai, dil mere tu diwana iai. khamosiyon ki juba koi na samje yahn sehra me gul khilte ji ke v milte nahi jane hai kiski khata anjan ye hai pata.



@j School Ki Madam Ladkiyo Se: Kya Tum Bta Skti Ho Ki Tmhara Dil Kaha h? Sabhi ladkiyan zor Se boli jisne ye msg bheja hai usKe Paas. Madam Has K: Mera Bhi Uff, Ye Ldka bhi na..;-)



@j Killer shayari. Unke gum me humne pi li sharab Bhai unke gum me Humne pi li sharab Fir Jo Hui tabiyat khrab, De tatti, De peshab. De tatti, De peshab.



2 Dost Jungle Mein, Raste Me Raat Ho Gayi Wo Tent Laga K So Gaye.. . Raat Ko 1 Dost Ki Ankh Khuli.. Usne Dusre Ko Jaga K Kaha: “Aasman Ki Taraf Dekh Ke Bata Tujhe Kya Nazar Aatahai..?? . . 2nd:”bahut Sare Sitare 1st:”isse Kya Pata Chalta Hai..?? 2nd:”asman Khubsurat Hai.. 1st:”abey Newton Ki Aulad, Tent Chori Ho Gaya Hai.. :P



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