Saturday, 24 May 2014

Redneck Jokes for Whatsapp 92

Bolaa dukaan-daar, ke kyaa chahiye tumhain Jo bhii kaho ge merii dukaan per wo paoge maine kahaa ke kutte ke khaane kaa cake hai bolaa yahiin pe khaaoge yaa leke jaaoge…



Aapko Miss Karna Roz Ki Baat Hain Aapko Yaad Karna Aadat Ki Baat Hain Aapse Door Rehna Kismat Ki Baat Hain Magar Aapko! Jhelna Himmat Ki Baat Hain…



Antar Mantar Jadoo Jajantar Chinko Finko Jin Batuta… Kuchh Mehsoos Huva Nahi Jadogar Ne Bhi Yehi Bataya Tha Yeh Jadoo Shetan Par Asar Nahi Karegaa.



Jab Aap Ghar Se Nikalte Ho To Larkiyan Apko Hasrat Se Dekhti Hain Aahain Bharti Hain Or Sochti Hain Ye “AJAY” Ka Frnd Hai Na . . Kaash Hum B Hote!



Hum tumhara sath is tarah nibhayange nokri nahi mili to bhi nahi ghabrayenge tum station per chai banana aur hum chai chai chilayange.



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