Train Me 1 Sardar k 50 Rupye Gum ho Gaye.. Tabhi 1 Muslim Bola-Ya Allah! BisMilla! SaRDaR-Abe TuJhe 20 MilaTo Baaki 30 Kisko Mila.
Din me chain nahi, Raat me neend nahi, Jee kahin lagta nahi, khuda se pucha kya yahi pyar hai, Khuda ne kaha nahi beta, sabhi en’G'ineering, students ka yahi haal hai..!!
2Machr Bate Kr Rhe The 1st Bola-Mai Docter Bnuga. 2ndBola-Main Engineer Bnuga. Itne Me Aunti Ne MoRtIN Jla Di. Mchr Bole-Sali Ne pura Career Khrab Kr Diya.
Train mai aik husband apni wife say: tujh say shadi ker k pachta raha hun dil kerta hai tujhey kuttay k agay dal dun samnay wala passenger:wao wao wao wao!!!
Ek ladki thi diwani si, sunder si lambi si, Nazrein jhukake sharmake galion se guzra karti thi latak matak chalti thi, aur kaha karti thi, Bartan Lelo Bartan…
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