Saturday, 24 May 2014

Redneck Jokes for Whatsapp 89

Married Men’s story.. Arz Kiya hai…! Maang Bharne ki Saza, kuch iss Kadar paa raha hu – 2 Ki maang Poori karte-karte, maang maang kar kha raha hu..



BREAKING NEWS:- SONIA GANDHI (in dabbang style) hazaaro se darr nahi lagta saheb.. HAZARE se darr lagta hai..



Girl: I Love you ? ? Boy: (Starts Running)……! . . . Girl: Why are u Running? . . . Boy: To update my Relationship status on Facebook.



1 parrot car se takraya aur behoush ho gaya, Car wala use ghar laya aur pinjire me dal diya, Parrot ko jab hosh aaya to wo bola, Aila sidha jail me! Lagta hai car wala mar gaya.



aaj subah jb maine paani se munh dhoya to ehsaas hua. . . . . ki titanic wale ladke ki to watt lag gai hogi..



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