CHiTi auto me baithi Or 1 pair bahar rakha, Driver=Madam pair andar lelo, C-Nai.., Raste me HATHi mile to Laath marni H, kal sala aakh marke Gya tha..!!
Pehla gadha; Yaar me jis Dhobhi ke ghar kaam karta Hoon vo muje bahut marta hai. Dusra gadha; Tu bhag kyu nhi jata. Pehla gadha; Dhobhi ki 1 khoobsurat beti hai, Vo sharati hai toh dhobhi kehta hai, Ki teri shadi kisi gadhe se karva duga, Bas yhi sochkr ruk jata hoon.
True love- Ek billi ne ek monkey ko I LOVE YOU kaha. . Monkey ne billi se kaha:- Tumhe mujh se darr nahi lagta? . Bill ne apni jeb me se Hanuman ki photo nikali or Monkey se boli:- . . TUJH ME RABB DIKHTAHAI, YAARA MAI KYA KARU…?
Jis Train me sundar sundar Ladkiyan, safar karti ho us Train ko Kya Kahoge.? Socho? Socho? Socho? Socho na? Simple yaar.. MAAL GADI.
Arj kiya hai, Yu na kisi k dil se khelo, Wah wah.. Yu n kisike dilse khelo Jab sms hi nahi karna hai, to phone bechkar radio hi lelo.
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