Redneck Jokes for Whatsapp 79

Apko 1 baat batani thi kal raat mene meri girlfriend ke sath. . .. … …. ….. …… Ice-cream khayi thi kuch bhi sochte ho yaar…



Ladki: Mujh par shayari banao. Shayar: In kali-kali Zulfo se karti ho andhera. . . In kali-kali Zulfo se karti ho andhera. . . Ho jao takli aur kar do savera.!



murgi farm ka malik nokar se, sale sab murgo ko 1 – 1 karke la. nokar-kya huaa? malik-are, ande khali nikal rahe h. pata kr kon sa murga c*nd*m use kr raha h.



Tere number ko kya ho gaya h, maine abhi call ki to oprator bola ‘welcome 2 jungle aap jis bandar ko call kr rahe h’ wo ped pr latka huaa h. so plz try later.



Pitaji: beta tumhara result kaisa rha.? Beta: ji wo principal sir ka beta fail ho gya. Pitaji: m tumhara result puch rha hu.? Beta: wo docter shahab ka beta fail ho gya. Pitaji: bevkuf main tumhara result puch rha hu.? Beta: aap konse pradhanmantri ho jo aapka beta pass ho jayega.



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