Ek admi kabar par baitha tha. Musafir-Tumhe dar nahi lagta..? Admi- Darna kyo?? Kabar keandar garmi lag rahi thi, thodi der bahar Aa gaya..
aapko diya gaya mobile ek suvida he, na ki aapka adhikar, please iska upyog message bhejne me kare, na ki miss call karne me. thankx MCC(mobile care center) janhit me jari.
gabbar- aaj maine basnti ko nahate hue dekha. viru- kutte,kamine mai tera khun pi jaunga. gabbar- abe gadhe mai naha raha tha or bsanti ja rahi thi.
Father: What did u learn at school? Kid: Give and take! Father: Good. Kid: Yes! I gave Ramu a punch and took his lunch.
Aaj NewsPaper Me Padha Ki Dosto Ko sMs Karne Se Dil Ki Bimari Ho Sakti hai…! To Aaj Se BANDH!!! Kya sMs ? Nahi yaar! “NEWS PAPER”
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