Teacher Class Mein Student Se Puchti Hai. Teacher:Jiss Aadmi Ke Dono Haath Na Ho, Usse English Mein Kya Kahenge? Student:Hands Free Mam.
Shaadi Ke Baad Pati-Patni Mein, Jhagda Hota Hai To Patni Kehti Hai. Patni:Main Ne Tumhe Bina Dekhe Hi Shaadi Ker Li, Pati:Aur Meri Himmat Toh Dekho, Mene Tumhe Dekh Ke Bhi Shaadi Karli.
Pathan Ped Pe Chadha Toh Bandar Puchata Hai. Bandar: “Upar Kyun Aaye Ho?” Pathan: “Amrood Khane” Bandar Hairan Hokar: Par Yeh TohAaam Ka Ped Hai, Pathan Muskurate Hue: Main Amrood Saath Laya Hoon Na.
Ek bhikari bhagwan ko; He bhagwan, Muje khane ke liye aisa kuch do Jo khane par bhi khatam na ho. . . bhagwan: ye lo beta . . “CHINGAM”
Socho agar Doctor film banate to Filmo ke naam kya hote- kabhi khaasi kabhi jukham., kaho na bukhaar hai, TB NO 1, Hum blood de chuke sanam, Rehna hai Ab Hospital me, Bachna Ae marijo, Dil to kamjor hai, Ek hasina do kidni, Ajab marijo ki gajab bimari..
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