Friday, 23 May 2014

Redneck Jokes for Whatsapp 70

1 hath me pen, dusre me phone, 1 kan se lecture,dusre me i-pod, 1 Aankh Board pe dusri lover pe, kon gadha bola student life is easy? We are very very busy.



Ek baar ek sharabi panch manjil se gir jata hai, Vaha bahut bhid jama ho jati hai. Ek aadmi sharabi ke pass aaker puchta hai kya hua. Sharabi ka javab Pata nahi me bhi abhi haal aaya hun:)



Chinki Party Me Ek Ladke Se, Kya Ap Mere Face Se Ek Cheez Hata Sakte Ho? Ladka Khush Hokar Bola- Kya?? Chinki- Apni Kutte Jaisi Nazar.



Pathan Ki Dukan Pe Likha Tha, Udhaar Sirf Assi Se Nabbe Saal Ki Umar Ke Logon Ko Diya Jayega, Woh Bhi Unn Ke Maa Baap Se Pooch Kar.



Ek Mandir Ki Diwar Pe Likha Tha, Ager Gunah Ker Ke Thak Gaye Ho Toh Ander Aajao , Neche Ek Ladki Lipstick Se Likh Gayi, Ager Nahi Thake Toh Mandir Ke Piche Aajao.



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