Teacher: Agar apna character sudharna hai to sab auraton ko MAA kaha karo. Student: Madam is se mera character to theek rahega, par mere baap ka bigad jayega.
Media: Prince, bahar aa kar acha lag raha hai? Prince: Kya acha lagega? Andar choclate thi, pastry thi, milk badam tha. Thodi der aur ruk jaate shayad Bipasha bhi aa jati.
Mom: Beti badi ho kar kya karogi? Beti: Kuch nahin… Maan banungi, padhungi, shaadikarungi… aur kya? Mom: Jo karna hai karo par zara serial order mein karna.
Maine Kaha- . Mai Krishna Kanhaiya Aur Tu Radha Gori . Mai Kites Ka Hrithik Aur Tu Barbara Mori . Wo Kehne Lagi- . Line Mat Maar, I HATE LOVE STORY
Air and students have the same mentality. HOW..? . . . . . . . . . . Both turn the book pages without reading..!!
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