Kal kare so aaj kar, aaj kar so ab. Kal kare so aaj kar, aaj kar so ab. Abey karta hi rahega to dhoyega kab?
Q- a parrots sits on an elephant and the elephant died!! Prove how is this possible.? . . . . . . . Physics student: assume that elephant̢۪s name is parrot & parrot̢۪s name is elephant:d:p:) physics can prove anything
DIL ME BASI HE DOSTI TERI, AANKHO ME BASI HE TASVIR TERI, JAB B ATI HE YAAD TERI HM DEKHTE HE “TOM & JERRY”
Boyfriend: Mujhe nahi lagata ki hamari sadi hogi. Girlfriend: kyo papa se mile? Boyfriend: nahi tumhari bahan se, solid item hai.
Father to Son: Sharab, Cigaratte aur Ladkiya ye sab Tumhari Jaan ke Dushman hain… inse door raho . . . Son: Jo Mard apne Dushmano se Darr ke bhag jaye woh Mard nahi hota Papa…;)
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