Ek ladki class me gana ga rahi thi, JARA JARA TOUCH ME TOUCH ME TOUCH ME, Tabhi ek ladka jake usko touch kar diya, Aur bola himmat hai to aage gake dikha.
In 1 Bus stop Boy-Mujhse shadi karogi ? Girl-Kya ? Boy-Acchhi film hain na. Girl_Kutte ke bacchhe Boy-What ? Girl-Kitne chote-chote hote hain na..!!
1murgi market gai aur boli:1 anda dena Dukandar:Tum ande ka kya karogi? Murgi: Mere murge ne kaha “Darling! 3 Rs ki chiz k liye, Tum apna figure khrab mat karo”
Advocate :- talak karane ke liye Rs- 3000. Husband :- Pagal ho kya? PAndit ji ne Rs -101.mei hi shadi karvai thi. Advocate :- Dekh liya sasta ka nateeja.
Himesh Reshmiya Ka Kutta Ghar Se Bhag Gya. Dusre Kutto Ne Puchha-”Tu q Bhaga?” Kutta-”Sala Raat Ko Gane Ki Practice Woh Krta Hai, Subah Log Mujhe Marte hai!!!”
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