Mayawati came 2 lalu’s house vd an elephant, Lalu- bhaiswa ke sath aaye ho..?? Mayawati- dikhta nahi elephantwa hai. Lalu- dhutt pagli hum elephantwa se puch raha hu.
VEER Jaha se msg karunga, 5-10 msg ek sath bhej dunga. “WANTED” Ek Baar Jo Maine SMS Karna Shuru Kar Diya TO uske baad to Mai Apne BALANCE Ki Bhi Nahi sochta…! “DABANGG” Hum tumhare mobile me itne SMS karenge Ki confuse ho jaoge ki Konsa padhe aur konsa delete kare. “READY” Bara mahino me bara tarike se Tujhko msg karuga “BODY GUARD” Mujpe ek ehsan karna Muje mere hi sms forward mat krna.
Jina sirf mere liye Ye sms tere liye” Kabhi khushi kabhi gum” Sms na honge kam” Fir hera feri” Ab sms ki bari teri” Kabhi alvida na kahna” Hamesha sms karte rehna.
Mukesh Ambani Said 2 Anil Ambani. “I want 2 kiss ur wife” Anil= “OK but 50 Paisa Par Min, Wife Shouted= “Dont Cheal Him Reliance to Reliance Is FREE…
Sonia to Anna- “Aap har baar Anshan pe kyun chale jaate ho?” Anna- “Kya karun oh ladies, Main Hoon Aadat Se Majboor”
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