Teacher : Repeat the sentence “Delhi me Qutub Minar Hai..” . . Student (in a sleepy tone) : “Dubai mein Kutta beemar Hai….
Dad-beta batao jaan kahan se nikalti hai? Beta- khirki se. Dad- woh kaise? Beta- kal didi ek larke se keh rahi thi, Jaan khirki se nikal jao.
SMS na karne walo k liye song Agar tum mil jao, To taange Tod denge hum, Tumhe paa kar Tumhare peeche Kutte chhod denge HUM. Bus.! tum mil to jaao.
Ek sarabi ek din sarab peekar ghar aaya Aur apni biwi se bola agar mere hath me Es desh ki sarkar ho to mai es desh ki Takdeer badal sakta hu. Wife:haramkhor pahle apni pant to badal le Jo subah se meri salwar pahan ke ghum raha hai..
Girl- mat kar picha mera 1 din royega, Bahar college ke tu samose ki lari lagayega. Boy-mat thukara mere pyar ko 1 din royegi, Usi lari pe burtan manjate najar aayegi.
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