Exam ki raat student ne toss kiya- Heads aya to sona h, Tails aya to film dechana he, Khada rha to gane sunuga, Agr hawa me rha to maa kasm rat bhr padhunga.
Boy:agar wo meri nahi huyi to main use kisi or ki bhi Nahi hone dunga!! Friends:Aur agar teri ho gayi to sabki hone dega??
1 pagal bakri pe beth ke ghum raha tha. 2 pagal- Tuje police pakdegi. 1 pagal-Kyu? 2 pagal- Helmet nhi pehna h. 1 pagal-Abe dekh 4 whiler h.
Girl-Mera Dil mobile hai or Ap Us k SIM. Boy-Main bahot Khush hu Girl-Zyada khush Mat Ho. Boy-Kyu..? Girl-Q Ki mobile dual sim ka hai..
Papa aur beta ek Hotel me gye… .. Papa: Waiter, .. 1 Beer aur 1 Ice-Cream lao… .. Beta: Ice-Cream kyu papa? Aap bhi Beer pijiye na !
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