Wednesday, 21 May 2014

Redneck Jokes for Whatsapp 31

Kisi ne mujhse apki Umar puchi, maine kaha Chehre se_18Yrs. Styl se_17yrs, Swetnes se_9yrs, hasi se_7yrs, Ankho se_8yrs. Kul mila kr_59yrs . kam to nhi btaya..?



Welcome to “Sach ka saamna” . Jawab sirf HAAN ya NA me dena hai. . toh lo aap k liye pehla sawal . Kya aap k Ghar wale jante hai k aapka screw dheela h? Reply.



1 jhakaas news he- . . Aap soch b nhi skte, . But it’s true. . . Is waqt Aap jo msg padh rahe ho, . . . Wo Maine bheja Hai..Maine.



EK BAT BOLU . NaraZ mat hona Bol du Soch lo . . Hum . Tumse . bahut . Pyar . . se keh rahe hain sMs kr diya kro nhi to..mobile chori krwa denge.



Ek Kanjus Apne Bete Se.. Meri Khwaish Hai K Tu Bada Ho K ‘Vakeel’ Bane..Beta- Wo Kyu? Kanjus Baap- Taki Mera ‘Black Coat’ Tere Kaam Aa Jaye.



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