Collage mai 1 ladki ki jeens ki chain khulli thi. 1 ladka ne bola,madam apki TAJMAHAL ka darwaja khula hai, jaldi se band kijiye mera KUTUBMINAR hillll rah hai.
Raat ko 3 tarah k log jaagte hai BHOOT:-Insaan ko darane k liye MACHCHAR:-Insaan ko satane k liye Aur.. HUSBAND&WIFE:-Insaan ko banane k liye..
Ek admi ne zoo me 3 language bolne wala tota dekha jo english hindi aur bhojpuri bolta tha. Usne 3 language test karne k liye puchha, who r u? Tota: I m parrot. Admi: Tum kaun ho? Tota: Main tota hun. Admi: Tu k hawa? Tota: Tohre maai k dulha hai re burbak,ek bar bata dehali ta bar bar kahen puchhat hawa…!!
Aye Khuda Unhe Meri Yaad Dila De, Hum Unhe Yaad Karte Hai Yeh Bata De, Wo SmS Na Kare To Paani Barsa De, Aur Us Paani Mai Unka Mobile Duba De..
Qs-”Gawar” Kisko Kehte Hai? .. Ans- Jo “Anguthe” Ka Istemal Karte Hai .rght na? . . . Waise Is Waqt Kahi Aap To Anguthe Ka Istmal Nhi Kar Rahe Ho?
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