Redneck Jokes for Whatsapp 141

Ek bus me ladko or ladkiyon ki team bani antakshari khelne ke liye. Girls: ham tumko hara kar dikhayenge Boys: hum har gaye, chalo ab dikhao



Ladkiyan 4 chizo Ki Diwani Hoti H 1. Make up 2. Mobile Phones 3. Shopping Aur 4.______ (Niche Dekh) . . . . . . Abe Apne Niche Dekh.!



Wife – Aap bahut mote ho gaye ho, Husband – Tum bhi to kitni moti ho gayi ho, Wife – Mai to maa banane wali hu. Husband – Mai bhi baap banane wala hu..



Dil k mahman ban jao . Ankho k arman ban jao . Honto ki muskan ban jao. Oh Aap Ho, I am sorry yaar: Tum to bas: Insaan Ban Jao.



Is question me 98% log fail ho chukey hai.. . . . . . . Ab apki bari hai.. . . . . . . . What’s ur Girlfrnd name and number? Reply Me…



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