Monday, 26 May 2014

Redneck Jokes for Whatsapp 140

Dr: injection dekhte hi tum Chillati ho, us din kya karogi. Girl:Kis din…? Dr:Jane do, MsG Padhne Wala Samjh Gaya…!



What is sharam???? . . sharam ek aisi akeli cheez hai jo agar tumhe aa jaye to mera inbox kabhi khali na ho:->



Aaj Apni gf ki Shadi Me ja k Ye Ehsas hua . . . . . matar paneer Acha ho To Mohabbt b feeki Lagti hai (‘,’) <) )->1plate / /aur de yaar. :-



Tum Par bhi bitegi toh Tum Bhi Jaan Jaoge Dosto, ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? Koi daawat Par Bula Kar ‘KHICHDI’ Khilaye toh kaisa Lagta hai.



JAB MANGNI K BAAD LAMBE SAMAY TAK SHADI NAHI HOTI TO FAYDAA KISKA HOTA HAI.? LADKE ka.? NO. LADKI ka.? NO . . . MOBAILE COMPANY KA.



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