1 Rat 1 kanjus k ghar me aag lagi, vo apne ghar ko bacha nahi saka! Pucho Q? . . Q_KI, wo sari rat fire brigade ko MIS CALL dete raha.
Eek ladki umbrella repiring krane, Macnic ke pas gayi or macnic se boli, Umbrella ka kya karna hoga.. Macnic bola uppar ka kapda utarna hoga, Niche se danda ghusana hoga. Ladki boli jo kuch karna hai jaldi karo, Magar pani nahi girna chahiye.
Sardar ne mendak se pucha k, Sardaro me dimag hota h k nai? Mendak kuch nahi bola or pani me kud gya. Sardar bola-sale, Isme SUICIDE karne wali kya bat thi..
Garib ne tajmahal ki har diwar ko dekha. Har minar ko dekha Har khidki ko dekha or bola- “Maa kasam sachchi Mohabbat me kharcha bahut hai.
ek bar accident hua to bhid jama ho gayi. Ek sardar ko dekhne ko mauka nahi mil raha tha, To usne chilaya hato ye mera bap tha. Pas ja kar dekha to kutta mara tha.
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