Tuesday, 20 May 2014

Redneck Jokes for Whatsapp 10

sardarji ne Horse riding karte waqt red light kross kar di, traffic police wale ne seeti mari sardar ji ne ghode ki punch utha k kaha le kar le number not.



hello namaskar! ye male /female jan sewa h, agar aap male h to mujhe 10 sms karo, agar aap female h to 5 sms karo, agar aap inme se kuch nahi h to kuch mat karna hum aapka dard samaj sakte he.



Agar rakshabandan pe ladki chedne par bhai bnati h to fir karvachoth pe chedne pe pati q nahi bnati? aakhir q? is sms ko aag ki tarha fela do, insaf chaiye…..



Ek Teacher Bache Ka Lunch Kha Gaya Sir-Beta Ghar Ja K Mera Naam To Nahi Bataoge Bacha-Nahi Sir, Mai Mummy Se Kahunga K Meri Roti Kutta Kha Gaya.



ek kutiya ne 4 pillo ko janam diya, pillo ne turnt puccha ma-ma papa kaha h, kutiya boli chup! papa sms padh rahe h.



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