Husband asks,Do you know the meaning of WIFE. It means…Without Information Fighting Everytime! WIFE.
Girl : Janu ab tum change hogaye ho. . Boy :- Wo kyun ? . Girl: Ab main tumhe KISS karti hu to tum Eyes Close Nahi Karte. . . . . . . . . . . Boy : Haramkhor, Pichli Bar Close ki thi to Mere Purse se 500 Rs. Gayab The … :p
Shivji:Parvati mera tirisul kaha h???? Parvati ji:wo to ganesh le gya h… shivji:kyu???? Parvatiji:wo apni girlfrnd ke sath meggi khane gya h…..
L-lake of sorrow O-ocean of tears V-valley of death E-end of life
Sita mata ka apaharan ho gay hai or hanumanji ko 1000 bandaro ki jarurat hai…. To sms milte hi nikal pado…. || JAY SHREE RAM ||
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