Saturday, 3 May 2014

Condom Jokes for Whatsapp 87

Girl Frnd Is Like Internet Virus She Enter In Ur Life,Scan Ur Pocket,Edit Ur Mind,Download Her Problems Delete Ur Smile & HANG Ur Life…..



3 sardaro ne daru pi k ek taxi roki or kha chalo hamare sath Taxi driver ne gadi start kar k fir band kr di or bola lo saheb hum pahuch gaye 1st ne use paise de diye 2nd bola thank u aur 3rd ne ek thapad diya Driver dar gaya socha ye samjh gya 3 sardar bola sale aram se chalaya kar,abhi mrva deta yaar..



=Arz Kiya Hai= “Begairoto Ki Zindagi Ham Jiya Nahi Karte.. – Wah Wah,, – “Aaye Hai Chay Nagad Pine, Udhaar Ham Kabhi Piya Nahi Karte..;-)



Evolution of MAN: Without Shadi SPIDER MAN,,, Shadi ke waqt SUPERMAN,,, Shadi ke baad GENTLEMAN,,, Aur BIWI Khubsurat ho to saari umar WATCHMAN.



1 sardar ko chand par bhejne kaa failsa hua. aadhe raste jakar sardar rocket se kood gaya or chillaya dhokha ! Kamino Saalo ! Aaj to amawasya hai, chand to hoga hi nahi….



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