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Ek Budhiya Cinema Hall Me Coldrink Ki Botle Leke Baithi Thi, Kabhi 15 Minute Me Botel Muh Me Leti To Kabhi 20 Minute Me, Paas Baitha Santa Ko Taaw Aa Gaya. Usne Botal Uthai Aur Puri Ek Ghuut Me, Pee Gaya Aur Bola, Aise Pee Jati Hai… Budiya Boli.. Beta Me To Pan Kha Kar Thuk Rahi Thi…
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