MeRe DiL Pe Wo ApNi AaHaT To KRe SaTH JeeNe MrNe Ki CHaHaT To KRe KaSaM KHuDa Ki CHaHuNGa UnHe TuT K ApNi DuNiYa Se Wo BaGaWaT To KRe..
Bihar Ki Rajdhaani Hai Patna, Wahan Ke Hotel Ki Hai Ek Ghatna… 1 Budha Aaya. Sath Me 1 Budhiya Ko Bhi Laya. Hotel Me Ja Ke Waiter Ko Bulaya. Dono Ne Apna-Apna Order Mangwaya, Pehle Budhe Ne khaya. Budhiya Ne Pankha Hilaya. Fir Budhiya Ne Khaya. Budhe Ne Pankha Hilaya, Ye Dekh Ke Waiter Sharmaya Or Usne Farmaya, A Laila Majnu Ke Maa Baap… Tum Dono Ne Khana 1 Sath Qu Nhi Khaya? Is Par Budhe Ne Farmaya. Bete Tera Sawal Hai Nek. Par Kya Kare Hamare Pass Danto Ka Set Hai
;->Lif Styl:-> Agar Koi Tumhe Patthar Maare To Tumhara Farz Hai Ke Tum Us Par Phool Phenko… . . Lekin… . . Lekin… . . …Gamle Ke Saath
2 Pandito Me Ladai Ho Rahi Thi, Bahut Der Ho Gayi To, 3rd Pandit Ne Pucha Kya Hua To 1 Pandit Bola Jab Main Lehsun Pyaj Nhi Khata To Isne Mere Chicken Me Dala Qu !
Inocent JOke… A Child Said 2 Pregnant Lady Child:- Ye Pait Mein Kya Hai ? Ldy:- Is Mai Mera Pyara Sa, Cute Sa Baby Hai. Child:- Itna Pyara Tha To Khaya Qu Moti
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