Thursday, 1 May 2014

Condom Jokes for Whatsapp 53

Ladkiyo Aur Popcorn Ke Beech Mei Ek Common Similarity… . . . . . Dono Ko Thoda Sa Jalao To Muh Fulaa Lete Hain.;-) PASS IT TO ALL POPCORNS.:-)



(-_-)(-_-) (-_-)(-_-) Chhote Bachhe Hai, Zid Kar Rahe The, Ki Bandar Dekhna Hai. Maine Aapke Pas Bhej Diya, Plz 2-3 Jump Mar Dena, Khush Ho Jayenge.



3 Sardar Picnic Par Gaye Wahan Ja Kar Yaad Aaya Ke Pepsi To Ghar Bhul Gaye, Decide Kiya Ke Sab Se Chota Sardar Ja Kar Pepsi Le Aaye, Chota Sardar:- Main Is Shart Par Jaunga Ki Tum Mere Aane Tak Samose Nhi Khaoge… Dono Ne Kaha Theek Hai, 1 Din Guzar Gaya Sardar Nhi Aaya, 2 Din Guzr Gaye 2no Ne Socha Ke Ab Samose Kha Lene Chahiye, Dono Ne Jaise Hi Samosa Uthaya… Chota Sardar Ped Ke Peche Se Nikal Ke Bola… Aise Karoge To Main Nhi Jaonga…



Santa:- Nevi Me Job Nikali Hai karoge, Banta:- Ha-Ha Jarur Kaam Kya Karna Hai. Banta:- Jab Jahaj Bich Samandar Me Ruk Jaye To Tumhe Piche Se Dhakka Lagana Hoga.



Santa:- Humne Ek Aisi Cheez Banayi Hai Jis Se Hum Diwar Ke Us Paar Dekh Sakte Hain, . . Angrez:- Wow ! Wo Kya Hai… ? . . . . . . . Santa:- SURAAKH.



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