Girl:- Jab Tumhe Meri Yaad Aati Hai To Tum Kya Karte Ho. Boy:- Main Tumhari Favorite Ice Cream Kaha Leta Hu Aur Tum ? GIRL:- Main GOLD FLAKE Pi Leti Hu.
Santa Radio Lekar Potty Karne Gaya, Banta:- Aaj Toh Mazey Se Ki Hogi ? Santa:- Khaak Mazey Se Ki, Radio Par Jan-Gan-Man Aa Gaya, Khade-Khade Karni Padi.
Mali Ne Phulo Ko Khas Banaya Hai, Phulo Ne Khushabu Ko Khas Banaya Hai. Khushabu Ne Mohabbat Ko Khas Banaya Hai, Mohabbat Ne Ladkiyo Ko Khas Banaya Hai, Ladkiyo Ne Kitano Ko Devdas Banaya Hai.
KRISHNA Ke Kadmo Pe Kadam Badhaye Chalo, Murli Nhi Hai To CT Bajaye Chalo. RADHA To Gharwale Dilayenge Hi, Magar Tab Tak GOPIEO Se Kaam Chala Te Chalo.
Girl:- Muje Apne Heere Ki RING Dedo, Mai RING Ko Dekh Ke Tumhe Yaad Karungi Boy:- Tum Ye Soch Ke Yaad Karna Ke Kamine Se RING Mangi Thi Or Usne Nhi Di.
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