100% Toofani joke 3 Dost Diwali Ke Baad Mile… 1st :Mere Daddy 10,000 Ke Patake Laaye, Humne 3 Ghante Tak Bajaye, 2nd: Mere Daddy 15,000 Ke Pataake Laaye Thhe, Humne 4 Ghante Tak Bajaye, 3rd:Daddy Ghar Par Nahin Thhe… Toh Mera Bhai 5000 Ka Sirf Ek Pataaka l Laaya Aur Saari Raat Humne Baari- Baari Bajayaa..;-P
Ek Traffic Police Wala Budhiya Se- Me Kitni Der Se Siti Baja Raha Tha, Aap Ruki Q Nahi Budhiya- Beta, Aab Meri Siti Sun K Rukne Ki Umar H Kya.
Student’s lyf :– WHOLE YEAR :— (‘,’)> _/)( <"\_ DHINK CHIKA DHINK CHIKA Last 2 days before exam :-- (',') ___/_/ <'L KHUDA TERI CHOKHAT PE, BHIKHARI BAN KE AYA Hoon. ;-)
Jis tarah 1 Machhar ko Maarne se ap Shikari nahi ban jaaenge Thek usi tarah 1-2 SMS karne se aap bhikhari nahi ban jaenge Haso mat,SMS bhejo
mere mobile ka accident ho gaya he,NOKIA hospital k MOTOROLA ward m h Dr.SAMSUNG aur Dr.SPICE ka kehna he k SMS ki botle chahiye”plz help me.
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