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Teacher: Akbar kaun tha? Student: Akbar gay tha!!! Teacher: How??? Student: Sabne suna hai… Laila – Majnu Heer – Ranjha Adam – Eve Sohni – Mahiwal Mirja – Sahiba & Only… Akbar – Birbal!!!
Adam khor baap-beta shikaar pe gaye. Ek patli si aurat ko dekh kar beta: Papa isey kha lein….?? . Baap: Nahi is se hum dono ka paitnahin bharey ga Aage gaye to ek moti aurat nazar aai . Beta: Papa isse kha len…?? Baap: Nahin, iss me fats bohat hain, cholesterol barh jaye ga Bhook se nidhal bacche ko ek bohat pretty ladki nazar aai . Beta: Papa ye bilkul theek hai isse kha lete hain Baap: Nahi beta isse ghar le jaate hain or Teri Mummy ko kha lete hain =D
delhi ki sardi, mp ki garmi, mumbai ki baris, patna ki corporation, Aafrica ki saap, india Me Aap ? baap- re- baapp.
Ek Teacher Chumban Ka Virodh Karte Hue Bachho Ko Samjha RahaThha . . . Teacher: “Jab Koi Ladki Kisi Ladke Ko Kiss Karti Hai To wo Apne Muh Se Dusre kMuh me 40,000 Kitanu Transfer Karti ha orr Iska Koi Ilaaj b nai hai.†. Sab Bache Khamosh Ho Gaye aur Darr Gaye Par Apne Pappu Ko Pata Tha Ki Teachar pagal bana Raha hai, Kuch Soch k bola. Pappu: “Sir, Iska Ilaaj hai.†. Teachar Hairan Ho Gaya:“ Kya Ilaaj ha…….?? . Pappu: “Sir Simple, Uska ChumbanUsko Wapis De Do….:P
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