Condom Jokes for Whatsapp 35

Science tichar:agar koi ladki behosh ho jaye to use kiss karo thik hojaingi .student:magar ladkiko behosh kaise kiya jaye



DRINKS D-elicious aftr 1 Peg. R-omantic aftr 2 peg. I-nterested aftr 3 peg. N-aughty aftr 4 peg. K-ing aftr 5 peg. S-nake aftr 6 peg..



1 aurat coma me chali gyi. Pati murda samaj kr jalane chala.. Raste me arthi khambe se takrane se aurat hosh me aa gyi.. Aftr 1 yr, aurat sach me mar gyi. Sab log RRAM NAM SATYA HAI bolte ja rhe the.. Lekin pati k zuban pe 1 hi baat thi KHAMBA BACHA KE..!! KHAMBA BACHA KE..!! KHAMBA BACHA KE…!!!



1st Boy: Pados Waali Budhi Lady Jab Bhi Kahi Shaadi Hoti Hai To Mere Gaal Khinch Kar Bolti Hai, “Ab Teri Bari Hai”. . Lekin Ab Usne Bolna Chhod Diya Hai.. . . 2nd Boy- Kyo? . . 1st Boy: Kyuki Ab Jab Bhi Kahi Kisi Ki …Death Hoti Hai To Mai Bhi Uske Gaal Khinch Kar Bolta Hu,, “Ab Teri Bari Hai”:D



Santa: banta bhai aaj hum log tab tak piyenge jab tak samne vale ped 3 ke 6 nahi dikhte?? . . . . . Waiter: bus karo saloo samne 1 hi ped hain.. ab kya pura jungle banaoge:D



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