Tuesday, 6 May 2014

Condom Jokes for Whatsapp 157

6 chidiya 1 Ped Par bethithi 1 hunter ne Ped pr shoot kiya 5 chidiya ud gyi, par 1chidi wahi bethi rahi Kyu? bas………. ? Nakhre h Madam K……!!



Bf & Gf sath market se ja rahe the. 1 ladki ne hello kiya. Gf:kaun thi yeh? Bf:Tum plz mera dimag kharab mat karo! Abhi usko b batana hai k tum kaun ho.



Highlight of the year 2050….!!! 1. Rajnikant in Dhoom 22. 2. Golmaal 15 isready for release. 3. I will play the next world cup –Sachin Tendulkar. 4. Shahid & Saif attended Kareena’s 8th wedding. 5.Petrol – Rs 1984/ litre.



Wo chat per aye to Hum Barish ki Dua Mangain ge.. . . Suna hai wo geele kapry foran utar deti hai.. . . . . . . . Rassi Se yaar.. . . Teri Soch ko B Slaam…



Hum pani kyu pite hain? . . . . . . . . . kyuki hum use kha nahi sakte taali mat bajao plz.. kasam se bachpan se genius hu, par kabhi ghamand nahi kiya!



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