“PITAJI,KOI AAYA HAI” . “KAUN ?” . “KOI MOONCHHWALA HAI” . “KEH DO… . . . NHI CHAHIYE ! !”
Doctor=Ab Aap Khatre Se Bahar H Phir Bhi Aap itne Dar Kyo Rahe Ho Marij= Accident Hua Tha Us Trak Pr Likha Tha “Zindgi Rhi Toh Phir Milenge”
Woh Jo Mehboob Ki Yaad Mein Jagte Hai Tanha Raato Ko.. Sirf Woh hi Bata Sakte Hai Ki? .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. Kon Se Mobile Ki Battery Aachi Chalti Hai.
Boy sends friend request to Girl on Facebook :- Girl :- Kaunn ho tum ? Boy :- Hasrat tumhari ……. Girl :- Chahte kya ho ? … Boy : Mohhabat tumhari ……… Girl:- Pachtaoge tum ………. Boy :- Kismat hamari ……… Girl :- Married hoon main …… Boy: To Status single se hata Manhoos Naari
Ladki apne Boyfriend ko naraz karne ke baad SMS pe kaise manati hai..!! 1st Hour: Sorry 2nd Hour: Sorry plzz.. 3rd Hour: Plzz 1 baar baat karlo. 4th Hour: Plzz reply jaan… 5th Hour: Plzzz itna naraz mat ho.. 6th Hour: I’m sorry, I’ll die agar tumne baat nahi ki.. 7th Hour: Dafa ho, 100 ladke ghumte haitere jaise.. Sar pe hi chadha jaa rha hai, bhaad me jaa.. Boy: Sorry Dear, balance nahi tha. Girl: Ohh.. Its okkk love u jaan..
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