Monday, 5 May 2014

Condom Jokes for Whatsapp 149

At an INDIAN BUS STAND, A JAPANESE ENGINEER got heart attack after reading a book’s name! ? ? ? ? ? “How to b’cm a ENGINEER in 30 DAYS” MRP:10Rs.



Life is lke an icecream taste kro to b pighalti h or waste karo toh b pighalti h isliye life ko taste karna sikh lo wrna waste toh ho hi rhi hai.



SUKH Aadmi ko Utna hi Milega, Jitna Usne Punya Kiya Hoga, . Lekin… . “SHANTI” . Utni hi Milegi Jitni Uski Biwi ki Marzi Hogi.



Never Conclude a person by his present status because time has the great power to change a useless coal into a valuable diamond.



- TMAM RISHTO’N may sb say Ziyada Kmzor Rishta Tmhare JISM OR ROOH ka hay.. N Jne kb Toot Jaye.



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