VALUE OF A DOT (.) 1 ladki B.Ed exam mein 1st class aai, uske boyfriend ne ladki ke papa ko sms kiya “your daughter is 1st class in Bed”. father behosh.
Aapne Dekha Hai Kabhi Chand Se Girta Paani Maine Dekha Hai Ye Manzar Apna Chehra Dhote Hue “MASHAALLAH” <(',')> ( ) Uff Main / / Bhi Na@
1 murgi ne india pakistan border pr 1 anda diya Dono desh ek ande ke liye ladne lage Faisla hua jo dusre desh ki jyada ladkiyo ko kiss karega anda uska hoga indian ne 20,000 pakistani ladkiyo ko kiss kiya pakistani excited ho ke bole ab humari bari hai Indian: Rehne do yar anda tum hi rakh lo
Doctor Pagal Se: Tum pagal kaise hue? Pagal: Maine ek Bewaa se shadi ki, uski Jawan Beti se mere Baap ne Shadi ki, Yu meri wo Beti meri Maa ban gayi. Unke ghar Beti hui to wo meri Behan hui, Magar main uski Naani ka Pati tha isliye wo meri Nawasi bhi hui. Is tarah mera Beta apni Daadi ka Bhai ban gaya aur main apne Bete ka Bhanja aur Mera Baap mera Damaad ban gaya aur mera Beta apne Dada ka Sala ban gaya aur fir.. Dr: Abey chup ullu k patthe.bas kr mai pagal ho jaunga.
Son: dady ‘POLITICS’ Kya h? Dad-Teri MAA Ghar Chalati He Use “SARKAR” Manlo, Me Kamata Hu Mujhe “KARMCHARI” Manlo. Kamwali Kam Karti He Use “MAZDUR” Manlo Tum Desh Ki Janta. Chote Bhai Ko Daesh Ka “BHAVISHYA” Manlo. Son:- Ab mujhe politics samajh me aa gayi dady Kal Raat Mene Dekha Ki “KARMCHARI MAZDUR K Sath Kitchen Mein. Maze Le Raha Tha. SARKAR So Rahi Thi, JANTA KI KISI Ko Fikar Nahi Thi or. DESH KA BHAVISHYA RO RAHA THA.
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