Monday, 5 May 2014

Condom Jokes for Whatsapp 144

Studnt shayari – aasman me kali ghata chai h, aaj fir principal se mar khai h, sab kahte h , sudhar ja , par kya kare aaj madam fir SHEELA ban ke aayi h.



Master-beta koi ashiqi wala sher sunao, Studt-Mota marta moti pe, Bhukha marta roti pe, Master ji ki hai do beti, aur mai marta hu chhoti pe…



Raju proposed a Girl…… Girl said I’m 1yr elder to you……….. Raju said No Problem ,I’ll marry you NEXT YEAR!



Teacher: All idiots stand up. A boy stands up. Teacher: So you are an Idiot? Boy: No. I can’t bear you standing alone madam..



Heartbeats are countless Spirits are ageless Dreams are endless Memories are timeless A friend like you Shameless!!!



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