Santa-to saying yaar meri bkri ne kal anda diya hai . banta-to saying chal jhuth bol raha hai too.. santa-nhi me sach bol raha huin. kyonki Hmari murgi ka naam hi bakri hai.
one night a boy helped an unknown aunty to reach her home aunty:- beta rat bahout hogayi he, yahin soojao, Bittu ke room me. boy:- nahi aunty may hall me soo jayonga. Next morninhg a beautyful girl comes with a cup of coffee. Boy:- aap koun? Girl:- may bittu. aur aap? Boy:- may Gadha ,Kutta,Ullo ke patha…
Prerit Ørders Pizza. . Waiter: Sir Shøud I Cut It Intø 4 Pieces Ør 8 Pieces ? . Prerit: 4 Hi Kar De, 8 Khaye Nahi Jayenge.
Husband: Shukla Ji Ke Ghar Se Baam Le Aaø. . Wife: Wø Løg Nahi Denge. . Husband: Ha, Bade Kanjus Hain Rehne Dø. Aalmari Me Se Apna Hi Nikal Lø.
Ujjwal Fixed An Answering Machine At Høme. . Twø Days Later He Discønnected It Because He Was Getting Cømplaints Like. . “Phøne Utha Kar Bølta Hai Ghar Par Nahi Høøn”.
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