Wife: Jb Aap Bahir Jaate Hain tou Mujhy Darr Laga rehta hy… Husband: Don’t Worry Darling! MeJaldi aa Jaya Karon Ga… Wife: Isi Baat Ka to Darr Laga Rehta Hy..
santa chalti hue chandrayan vali missile me se kud gaya . aur koodte hue bol raha tha dokha mere sath itna bada dhokha saloaaj to amavasya he chand to niklega hi nahi. dhoka……………../.
Patni:-sharab peen eke baad kyatumhe mera naam bhi yaad nahinrehta?Pati:-pee lene ke baad to main har gam bhool jata hoon,meri jaan.Nai nai car chalana sikhi biwi:aaj hum car se jaenge aur car main chalaungi.Pati:-kon nahin,jaenge car main aur aaenge akhbaar main.
pata hai sadi ke samaya dulhe ko ghori par kyon bithate hai………use bhagne ka akhri moka dete hai.
main: arre suno chalo aaj kahi baahar khana khaate hainmeri patni: ha chalo bada mazaa ayegamain::((hahahahahahaha…kya mast joke maara maine
Previous
from whatsappjokes.im http://ift.tt/1sb1N2d
via IFTTT
No comments:
Post a Comment