‘Son:abu bacha ziada intelegent hota hi ya baap?Father:baapson:abu pakistan kis ne bnaya?Father:Qaid-e-Azam ne.Son:us k baap ne q nai bnaya?@’
‘PATHAN: Miss Hamare Ghar Munna Anay Wala HaiMiss: Tumhe Kse Pata?PATHAN: Jab Phichli Bar Ammi Hospital Me Admit tha To Munni Aai Thi, Ab K Abba Admit He..’
Aasman me kali ghata chhai hai, aaj fir principal se mar khai hai, sab kehte hai sudhar jao, lekin kya kare?? aaj medam phir sheela bankar ayi hai!
Nehruji to chale gaye, ghandhiji bhi chale gaye, shubhash to ab rahe nahi, meri bhi tabiyat thik nahi, pata nahi is desh ka kya hoga????
Phone Baja, Husband: Fone Mery Liye Ho Tu Kehna, Main Ghar Pe Nhi Hon Wife: Wo Ghar Pe Hain Husband: Main ne mna kia Tha Wife: Phone Aap ka Nhi Mera Tha
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