Sunday, 4 May 2014

Condom Jokes for Whatsapp 120

Girls are so sweet, caring, loving, beautiful, cute . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . in .jpg format :P xD



Bechara shadi-shuda insaan , biwi k zulm ka mara ! . . Patni Bazaar Se Shopping Karke Ghar Aayi, Pati Ne Dekha Aur Use Bola . Pati: “Arrey Ye Kya, Tum Ek Aur Suit Le Aayi? Abhi Parson Hi To…” . . Biwi Chilla Kar Boli: “Kya Kaha? Kya Parso? Bolo… Kya Kaha Tumne? Kya Parso, Parso Kya, Bolo Jaldi Batao, Kya Parso? Aj tumari kher ni” . . Pati Ghabrate Hue: “Kuch Nahi, Main To Bas Ye Keh Raha Tha Ki Parso Bhi Ek Hi Suit Layi Thi, Aaj To Do Le Aati“ =D =))



Teacher aur Umpire ek jaise hote hain.. . . . . . . . . Dono karte kuch nahi, bas khade khade Ungli karte rehte hain.!! :p :D



DRINKERS movies banate toh- 1)Soda Akbar 2)Rab Ne Pila di Thodi 3)Rum de basanti 4)Hum tight ho chuke sanam 5)Beer Zaara 6)Bewde Zameen par.



1 Admi Ki Maut Ke Bad Uska Dost Uski BV Ke Paas Aya Or Bola= Kya Me Uski Jagah Le Skta Hu? BV= Muje Koi AitrazNhi QABRASTAN Walo Se Puch Lo



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