Letter written by a small child 2 ‘Lays’ Company: Dear ‘Lays’ Chips manufacturer, U forgot 2 mention 1 thing under ingredients . . . . . . . . . 75% AIR ………..
Wife: Meri Tabyat Thek Nahi Lag Rahi Hai Husband: Ohhh, Par Me To Shoping Pe Jane Ka Soch Raha Tha… Wife: Me Mazaq kar Rahi Thi… Husband: Mai Bhi Mazaq kar Raha Tha. Chal uth k Roti Paka… :p
Santa- Meri Shaadi Kab Hogi? Jyotishi- Kabhi Nahin Hogi. Santa- Kyon? Jyotishi- Kaise Hogi, Tumhari Kismat Me Toh Sukh Hi Sukh Lika Hai.
An MBA student went 2 his home wid his gf after completing his MBA…… His dad asked , who is she?? Son replied … . . . . . . My campus selection…!
At Border Indian officer shouts at Pakistani Spy,”Goli” Mar dunga. Pak Spy Replies:”Goli” se darr nahi lagta Sahab,”Kohli” se lagta he..
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