Husband asks,Do you know the meaning of WIFE. It means…Without Information Fighting Everytime! WIFE satys No,it means-With Idiot for Ever.
Marriage: It`s an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master
Teacher: ravan ko kisne mara? Student:sorry sir mene nahi mara kasam se . Haa haa
Girl : Janu ab tum change hogaye ho. . Boy :- Wo kyun ? . Girl: Ab main tumhe KISS karti hu to tum Eyes Close Nahi Karte. . . . . . . . . . . Boy : Haramkhor, Pichli Bar Close ki thi to Mere Purse se 500 Rs. Gayab The … :p Djsumit
Djsumit checkup krwane doctor ke paas gya . . Dr:-”Tabiyat kaisi hai…..?? Djsumit:-Pehle se kharab hai…” Dr:-Dawa khali thi…..?? Djsumit:-Ji nai, dawa ki shishi to bhari thi
Dr:- Arre, mera matlb dawa leli thi….?? Djsumit:-Ji, apne di thi to mene leli thi.”
Dr :- Bewkoof dawa pi li thi…..?? Djsumit:-Ji nai, Dr. Sahab dawa to laal thi…”
. Dr.-”Haramzaade, dawa ko pee lia tha kya ?? . Djsumit:-Lekin Dr. sahab peelia to mujhe tha na ?? :-p =D
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