Clean Jokes for Whatsapp 8

Rajnikant:Hey murgi maine tujhe 2 ande dene ko kaha tha . . Tune 1 kyo diya . . Tujhe mujse darr nahi lagta kya . . Murgi:Lagta hai jabhe to 1 diya mai to murga hu….hahaha



Ram Ne Dhanush Toda Sita AAI……….. Krishna Ne Bansi Bajai Meera AAI……… Arjun Ne Baand Chalaya Draupadi AAI……….. Maine Toh Siti Bajai SAALI Baap Ko Kyun Le AAI…………??????



Sari Umra Hum Mar-mar Ke Ji Liye. Ek Pal To Ab Hume Pine-do, Pine-do. Give Me Some White Wine, Give Me Some Red, Give Me Another Glaas, I Wan2 Drink It Once Again. Kandho Ko Bear Ke Boj Ne Jukhaya. Daru Pina To Khud Dosto Ne Sikhaya. 99% Marks Laoge To Whisky, Varna Desi. Hateli Par Pada Whisky, Rum,Vodka Ka Chaala, Cocktail-mocktail Ne Pura Bachpan Jala Dala. Bachpan To Gaya, Girlfriend Bhi Gayi. Ek Pal To Ab Hume Pine-Do,Pine-Do. .



Murga-I LOVE YOU Murgi-Haha… Murga-Mai tere liye kuch bhi kar sakta hu Murgi-Really?? Murga-Yes! kya karna he batao Murgi-batau . . . . batau . . . chal Anda de…



Husband: Tumse Shaadi Karke Mujhe Ek Bahut Faayada Hua. Wife: kaun Sa Faayada? Husband: Mujhe Mere Gunaaho ki Saza Jeete-Jee Hi Mil Gai



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