Santa: yar coffee jaldi pee Thandi ho jayega….? Banta: itna jaldi Q..? Santa: are bebakuf Menu card padha nehi Hot coffee Rs.20/- Cold coffee Rs.40/-
Boy-Tu kitne baje uthti h? Girl-Apna koi time nhi jab dil kare so jati hu, aur jab dil kare uth jati hu.. Boy-notty! Tu bilkul mere ‘kutte’ pe gayi hai..;-)
Girl : Arey itna bara munh mein kaise daloon gi. Boy : Jaldi se munh kholo. Girl : Oops sare kapray geelay ho gaye. Boy : Aur lo gee. Girl: NA baba na yeh Gool Gapey tum he kahoo.
Ek sharabi puja k liye shiv mandir gaya bheed ke karan wo andar ja nahi paya, bahar ek ganesh ki murti thi use dekhkar bola”beta, papa ko bolna uncle aaye the..
ladki ko propose kyu kiya uska to b.f. Hai Zakkas reply: Khali Kursi Pe to koi Bhi Beth sakta Hai, Dum hai to kisi ko Utha ke Betho..=)
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