Tuesday, 22 April 2014

Clean Jokes for Whatsapp 6

2025 Me Apko Customer Care Ke Msg Is Prakar Aayenge..:p :D . . . . . Dear Customer, Your Wife Can Become A Mother Without Your Struggle..



Kehte H Agar Dil Se Ankh Band Karo, Toh Jisse Pyar Karte H, Uski Tasvir Dikhti H. So Maine B Try Kiya.. . . . . . Saala Mereko Toh Nind Aa Gayi.



Ak Bar Ak Minister Pagal Khane Ke Daure Par Tha. Ek Pagal Bola: Minister Sahib Ek Cigarette Aur Maachis Dena. Minister Ne Cigarette Di Aur Dr. Se Bola: Doctor, Ye Aadmi To Achhe Se Baat Kar Raha Hai. Kahin Se Pagal Nahi Lagh Raha Hai. . . Pagal Ne Cigarette Tod Ke Tobacco Apne Sir Par Dala Aur Machis Se Aag Laga Di Phir Apni Dhoti Utha Ke Bola . . Lo Minister Sahib, Hukkaaa Piyoooo Hukkaaaa’!!!!!! Hahahahaha Jo Smj Gya Wo Like Kro Baki Dobara Padho:-



2 Studnts Cheating Karne Hi Wale The Ke Teachr Agya Or Pucha: Tum Se Peche Wale Larke Ne Abi Kya Pucha? Studnt: Sir Is Ne Pucha Japan Ka Capital Kya Hai. Teachr: Toh Tum Ne Bata Dya? Studnt: Nai Sir…Mene Isko Danta Tha K Abi To Tu Ne Muje Toka Hai Mgr Ab Na “TOKYO” ;) :P



Wife Pati Ko Maar Rahi Thi. Padosi- Kyun Maar Rahi Ho? Patni-inko Call Kiya To Ek Ladki Boli- Aap Jisse Sampark Karna Chahate Ho Wo Abhi Vyast Hai”.



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